It's Official: I'm A Sugar Daddy

I've got a blog post up today on Elastic Waist, a website about women, weight, fitness, food and "other fixations." It was a fun piece to write; it's always a pleasure to write of the wonders of women. (Especially during the summertime.) I feel a little bit weird that they called me "Soul Brother Number One," since that title obviously belongs to James Brown, but what the hell, maybe I can borrow it just for today.